Dear Santa
by McBeth
There is nothing big I ask for this year, just a simple list:
1) A lie-in for my and the husband together. Simply a day where both kids don’t wake before 8am would be *bliss*.
2) No arguments on Christmas day – my husband and small son not to be at loggerheads over what constitutes ‘enough’ dinner.
3) No poop and no sick to mop up. From anyone. It isn’t glamourous being a mummy, Santa.
4) For people to like the presents we have picked out for them.
5) A bar of dairy milk and a cup of tea.
Thanks, Santa. We’ll have some cookies out for you and an apple for the reindeer!
Haha, loving wish number 1! No chance though, it only ever happens on the one day you absolutely have to leave the house at exactly 5 minutes past 8.
Last Christmas Santa gave us all norovirus, so my one wish for this year is no violent vomiting viruses.
Good luck getting your lie in!